Xiaoxi's birthday

It is very kind of May to organize Xiaoxi's birthday party. I observed girls usually plan better parties because they make it more complicated than landing on Mars. They prepare all the elements including invitations, gifts, dinner, decorations, music, cake, drinks, games, snacks before dinner, little cute box for snacks before dinner, colorful ribbon on little cute box for snacks before dinner, and on and on until they forget whom the party is for. It would be different if we guys plan the party for Xiaoxi. First, it would be two months away from his actual birthday, which is when all the pretty girls finally have time to show up together. There would be plenty of alcohol for drinks, which would also serve as the dinner, the cake, the gift, the snack, the decoration and the game. But don't think guys are just simple-minded. We have sophisticated parties too. Those are the ones with plenty of alcohol plus one or two strippers.
Xiaoxi, since May is planning the party for you this time, please don't expect any of those guy's things. You should feel lucky if anyone of the several pretty girls you admire secretly shows up. And if they do, they would be surrounded by your good friends. Do you know why your good friends like drinking water? Because it's a vital ingredient of beer. The same logic explains why they are so eager to come to your party... You will have dinner, eat the cake, and listen to us singing happy birthday off tune, without anyone dancing on the table or in your lap. Still we wish you sincerely: Happy Birthday!